Two farmers are in a field. One says to the other ‘bit cold this morning isn’t it?’ The other says nothing, he is working out how to tell the other one that his son has just been killed in a road accident.
I buried my bride of eight-inch fingers neck-deep in the hungry quicksand I buried our child of pineapple skin where generic sunsets sparkle so bland
tompaul: I FUCKING LOVE Strawberry Jam. The Animal Collective album is great, but the conserve is utterly pwned by marmalade.
parisadeoye-deactivated20120422 asked: She complains about your tiny willy though ;)
parisadeoye-deactivated20120422 asked: Deep man, deep.
parisadeoye-deactivated20120422 asked: What are you doing reblogging my picture? You're too young for sex!
Awake for 6 hours 3 cigarettes 3 cups of coffee (black) Downloaded 3 albums Eaten 2 sandwiches Done 1 piece of homework
Maybe I'll go celibate.
I feel like a prick.
Gonna listen to shoegaze and do work.
I don't know what I want
except pizza. Hmmm.
On the bright side, I’m getting a double bed.
catchmebeforeifall: fuckyeahsweetmusic: My...
I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER OKAY?!
(via mollykt) Not okay
Title Fight are pretty good, huh.
andlovesaidno: I think someone should write out ‘Heaven knows, I’m miserable now’ in a nice font, or draw it, or whatever. Just make it nice please? It’s going on the back of my left shoulder You’re welcome
Cool? Plan: Watch Fantastic Four 2 at 8. Drink large amounts of coffee.
immortal fucking jellyfish →
Grab your titties for B.I.G
I’m dressed as a lion (Mufasa from The Lion King).