December 2010
Just overheard a snippet of my parents'...
Mum: Is he a fat bloke?
Dad: Yeah...
Mum: I'm surprised he could even find it to impregnate her. Was she a Thai bride or something?
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Anonymous asked: what are you doing for new years come here and fuck me
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Anonymous asked: what are you doing for new years come here and fuck me
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All my jeans have holes in.
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“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink....”
– Charles Bukowski
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Do a Google image search for 241543903.
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Catullus XVI
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, qui me ex versiculis meis putastis, quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum. Nam castum esse decet pium poetam ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est; qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem, si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici, et quod pruriat incitare possunt, non dico pueris, sed his pilosis qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos. Vos, quod milia...
Boiler's broken!
Damn.
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I gotta go coz I got me a drop top, and if I hit...
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Merry Christmas y'all
Coz you all wanna know what I got:
New phone (nokia c3)
litre of SoCo
loads of toiletries/smelly shit (hint?)
food
a watch
The God Delusion
£25
Still yet to see one set of grandfolks, they’re still in Brighton and snow or something has stopped them coming down.
It’s pretty bad that I was counting on more money, but still, no biggy.
EDIT: also book tokens
sexstains asked: is this art, or is this a collection of porn? i can't tell...
sexstains asked: is this art, or is this a collection of porn? i can't tell...
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Happy Holidays, You Bastard
