I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats, yes, you, Aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, Furius, you faggot! Just because my verses are tender doesn’t mean that I’ve gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that mean they can’t write about sex? If a poem is in good taste, well-written and erotic, it can give massive boners to hairy old men, not just to horny teenagers. You think I’m a sissy just because I write about thousands of kisses? I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats!
We never did this Catullus poem for GCSE Latin, sadly.
Ok, so APPARENTLY these tracks were on some blank CDs that some guy off the B9 found, and while they’re not horrifyingly creepy, they are pretty weird, and if I’d downloaded them in the middle of the night I probably would have shat my pants.
Several cultures have developed means of dealing with rain and have developed numerous protection devices such as umbrellas and raincoats, and diversion devices such as gutters and storm drains that lead rains to sewers. Many people also prefer to stay inside on rainy days, especially in tropical climates where rain is usually accompanied by thunderstorms or is extremely heavy (as in a monsoon). Rain may be harvested, though rainwater is rarely pure (as acid rain occurs naturally), or used as greywater. Excessive rain, particularly after a dry period that has hardened the soil so that it cannot absorb water, can cause floods.